Kaitrinn returned home from school yesterday with several stains across her shirt and skort.  Louie asked, “What happened to your shirt?”  Kaitrinn looked down sheepishly and simply replied, “Cheeseburger.”  We then got this detailed explanation of how you can’t just tear open the little packets of mustard.  You have to poke at it with a fork until it opens, but be careful because it might squirt at you instead.  Hmmmm… seems she must have poked at several packets as not only were there splotches across all of her clothes, but there was quarter-sized patch of clearly yellow hair in her bangs as well.  Gee, I hate it when cheeseburger happens!